Monday, May 29, 2006

Anniversary Waltz

Mari and I enjoying our twelfth wedding anniversary this past Saturday, but as has often been the case, we didn't know we were enjoying it because we completely forgot it was our anniversary. Emilio didn't bother to remind us either. We only realized we had forgotten it when Jack congratulated us the day after (he knew because we game him and Julie a calendar in which I had written it and other important Benton-Ruiz family dates).

Anyway, we spent our anniversary night taking a long walk around the neighborhood, an activity which we repeated yesterday and intend to repeat again tonight. It was, in retrospect, a fine way to celebrate.

Friday, May 26, 2006

To Sir, With Love

Got an e-mail this Thursday forwarded to me by Lisa, (who had received it from Mom, who sent it to one of my defunt e-mail addresses, who had received it from someone at Dad's work), requesting a list of some of Dad's favorite books, movies, music, songs, hobbies, etc., that could be put to indeterminate use at an honorary function to be held the next day in belated recognition of Dad's selection as the 2005 Mansfield Timberview High School Teacher of the Year. With nothing to go on but that, Lisa and I and later Brian collectively produced a roast-appropriate mini-chronology of the "highlights" of our father's life.

I have since learned, second-hand, that the presenters only used a couple of the notables from our chronology, and I thought this might be an appropriate venue for a display of the entire list in all its "This Is Your Life" glory. Sir got a tribute song with love from Lulu; Mr. Holland got a symphony concert performed by current and former students; Keating got a roomful of boys standing on chairs; and Dad, for all that you do, this compact, 81% accurate "Life" in 14 essential points is for you.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Dad grew up watching Howdy Doody! and it has been suggested that this played a huge role in making him the man he is today.

The highlight of his youth was meeting Jim Nabors at the swimming pool of an aunt's apartment complex in Dallas.

At R. L. Pascal High School, he dreamed of either becoming the fourth member of Peter, Paul & Mary or of replacing one of the other three.

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His favorite head topper during his freshman year at Baylor was a beanie.

Later in college, when he suffered head trauma as a result of a life-threatening car wreck, he was temporarily unable to speak. The first words he produced upon recovery were uttered after he had been served a bowl of vanilla ice cream. They were: "I prefer chocolate."

The highlight of his early professional career was working in the same office as Dallas Cowboy punter Duane Carrell.

After his return to graduate school in the late '70s, he began collecting hobo circus clown trinkets. This has become a lifelong hobby.

His Arkansas period is most remembered for an evening of 'possum and politics he shared with US Senator Dale Bumpers.


The most recent highlight in his life was standing in line behind Emmitt Smith at a steakhouse in Wichita Falls, Texas.

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His favorite movie is Animal House, which may have inspired his return to academia.


His favorite book is The Magic Journey, which all of his children have secretly read and enjoyed and discussed at length (but just for kicks we tell him we haven't).

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He enjoys Flaming Hot Cheetos dipped in mashed potatoes. (Cheetos, incidentally, were introduced to the world the same year Dad was.)

At any given moment, a tune originally released in 1962 with the refrain "Alice is fond of Algernon" may be playing inside his head.

And he hates-hates-to be called "Greenhorn."


(Out of respect for Dad's imagined wishes, we decided not to include any mention whatsoever of Ann Margaret.)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Many Me's

First of all, thanks to everyone who posted a comment in response to my Why I Started Blogging posting. I've added some notes on that commentary page, if you're interested.

As some of you may know, I have a shelf-full of journals at my house (here they are posing on my desk in the photo at left). Looking back years later at the things I wrote in those journals at various periods in my life, I sometimes find myself wishing I had spent less time exploring my nebulous, mystical/emotional boundaries and more time recording more of the prosaica of daily life—the names of people, places, etc. I was reminded of this recently when I read a comment Lisa left elsewhere in this blog space that she likes the voice she uses to speak to the world better than the voice she uses for “private consumption.” In a similar vein, I think that the newsy letters and postcards I sent home when I was living in Europe and China are more immediately interesting today than the journals I wrote for my own private consumption when I was living there. At the same time, however, I think of my many voices—the journaller, the correspondent, the list-maker, the speaker, the writer, the voice that is for private consumption, and the many different ones I use for communicating with the world and the many different audiences within it—as equally legitimate parts of me, none less authentic or vital than the other. I value each for its uniqueness and wouldn’t want to say I like one more than the other. I don’t think my journal writing is more truthful than my blogwork, nor do I think my spoken voice is more real than my written voice. I realize, however, that my diverse blogaudience may have differing levels of interest in the various voices that speak here (political, cinemacritical, parental, sportsfanatical, etc.), and in recognition of this, I’ve created different blog spaces for each of those audiences. Because this esseffbee blogspace was the first to appear, however, it has, for some readers, become a kind of hallway to my other blog spaces (even though each has a separate “door” to the outside world). At one point, I tried to re-engineer that relationship by keeping this room still—leaving up the March Madness posting for more than a month—thinking that eventually those who were coming through esseffbee to get to The Emilio Report, say, might just start going straight to The Emilio Report. I don’t think that ever happened. And I’ve finally come to peace with the fact that, as a result, some of the folks who come here looking for my parental voice are going to come across some of my other voices. I guess the lesson is: the more you put yourself out there, the harder it becomes to keep tight control of your many voices. This is both a blessing and a curse.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Aught Six: Act One

This past Wednesday, I turned in final grades for my students this semester, so I feel that summer has begun (even though we've seen some accursed forty-degree temperatures since then). On the occasion of the changing of the season, I thought I might offer a look back at the first trimester of 2006. Every week I receive a free e-mail from Harper’s magazine reviewing the important news events of the week. I save some of the most interesting bits from these e-mails into a single file and at the end of the year, I whittle that file down to a single list of the top news events of the year to put in my annual time capsule. I have grouped the news events by theme here.

Scene 1: Africa
1. In January, it was reported that each month in Congo (home of Dallas Maverick third-string center Didier Ilunga-Mbenga, and erstwhile revolutionary laboratory for Che Guevara) thirty-eight thousand people were dying, mostly from treatable diseases. In April, we learned that 35 percent of Botswanans in the 15 to 49 age group are infected with HIV and that three quarters of Africa's farmland lacked the basic nutrients needed to grow crops.
2. Click here to learn more about how can help provide insecticide-treated bed nets to African families for protection against Malaria (as described in "Nothing but Nets," Rick Reilly's May 1st column in Sports Illustrated.)
3. In February, Uganda held its first multiparty elections in 25 years. Yoweri Museveni, who has been president since 1986, was re-elected. Riots followed.
4. Also in February, the number of people who have been forced to flee their homes due to violence in South Darfur reached 70,000. In April, five Democratic members of the U.S. House of Representatives (including Jim McGovern of Massachusetts and Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas) were arrested outside the Sudanese embassy in Washington for protesting the genocide in Darfur. Between October 2003 and January 2006, 180,000 people had been killed in Darfur. Check out the educational video game at www.DarfurIsDying.Com (thanks for the link, Lisa).


Scene 2: The Americas
1. In January, socialist and former political prisoner Michelle Bachelet became the first female president of Chile.
2. In February, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld compared Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez (on right in photo below) to Adolf Hitler because both Chavez and Hitler were elected legally and then "consolidated power." He also pointed out that Chavez has "a lot of oil money." (In August 2005, Donald Rumsfeld compared supporters of the anti-war movement in the U.S. to the supporters of Joseph Stalin. In December, state-controlled Venezuelan oil company Citgo announced that it would provide over 11 million gallons of oil to poor people in Boston and New York.)
3. In March, the U.S. Supreme Court voted to refuse Puerto Ricans the right to vote in U.S. Presidential elections.
4. In March, between 300,000 and 500,000 people marched in Chicago to protest a House bill that would make illegal immigration a felony. An even larger crowd turned out on May first.
5. In April, the Mexican senate passed a bill legalizing the possession of small amounts of marijuana, opium, cocaine, and heroin; President Vicente Fox (on left in photo at left) was expected to approve the bill. (He later changed his mind after U.S. government officials expressed disapproval.)

Scene 3: Europe
1. In February, riots erupted over newspaper cartoons, printed first in Denmark and subsequently throughout Europe, that caricatured the prophet Muhammad. In Syria, demonstrators attacked the Danish and Norwegian embassies, and in Lebanon they set the Danish embassy on fire. Later riots broke out in India, Indonesia, Kashmir, Palestine, Thailand, the autonomous Somali region of Puntland, and Afghanistan--where 11 demonstrators were killed, at least 4 of them by NATO troops.
2. In March, between 260,000 and 500,000 French students demonstrated and vandalized buildings and cars to protest a new employment law that makes it easier for young workers to be fired. In April, 2.6 million French folks (including one Gerardo Ruiz) went on strike to the same law.
3. In March, the Basque separatist group ETA declared a permanent ceasefire. Formed in the 1960s, ETA’s deadliest years came between 1978 and 1980, when they were responsible for 245 deaths. About a month before I moved to Madrid in August 1987, an ETA bomb killed 21 people in a Barcelona supermarket. In 1997, ETA kidnapped and later murdered a member of the right-wing Partido Popular, Miguel Ángel Blanco. Blanco was born in 1968, making him one year younger than the author of this blog.

Scene 4: Israel and Palestine
In January, the Islamic group Hamas won 76 of 132 parliamentary seats in Palestine's parliamentary elections, unseating the Fatah party (new Prime Minister, Ismail Haniya, is in the photo below). Bush, who had supported open democratic elections in Palestine, said that the United States would not negotiate with Hamas until the organization renounced its chartered goal of destroying Israel. By February, the United States and Israel were working together to destabilize the Hamas-led government. In April, Canada cut off all relations with Palestine (In January, the Conservative Party won a plurality of seats in Canada's federal election, making Stephen Harper Canada's next prime minister). Hamas let it be known that it would recognize Israel's right to exist if the Jewish state were to withdraw from the entire West Bank, East Jerusalem, and Gaza. On April 17th, Hamas said a suicide bomb attack in Tel Aviv, which killed nine, was justified.

Scene 5: Asia
1. In February, in the Philippines, President Gloria Arroyo declared emergency rule after an attempted coup by several politicians, military officers, and a former nun.
2. In April 17th edition of the New Yorker, Seymour Hersh claimed that strategic planners inside the Bush administration are considering using tactical nuclear weapons—specifically, bunker busters—to destroy underground Iranian nuclear sites and that covert U.S. military teams are already in Iran. Later in the month, Iran announced that it had successfully produced low-grade enriched uranium.

Scene Six: The History Stacks
1. In February, the human population reaches 6.5 billion.
2. In March, an Italian commission found that the Soviet Union organized the shooting of Pope John Paul II in 1981.
3. In April, a translation of the Gnostic Gospel of Judas was released. In the text, originally written in Greek and translated into Coptic around 300 A.D., Jesus Christ asks his favorite disciple Judas Iscariot to turn him over to the Romans for sacrifice.

Scene Seven: The Cemetery
1. Don Knotts died in February. (From the Knotts trivia file: he served in the Army during World War II; his father was a schizophrenic; he appeared regularly on the soap opera Search for Tomorrow between 1953 and 1955 and became a regular on the Steve Allen show in 1956.)
2. Betty Friedan, author of The Feminine Mystique (1963), which attacked industrial societies for pressuring women into accepting stifling roles as full-time homemakers, died in February.
3. Muriel Spark, author of The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1961) died in April.

Scene Eight: Iraq
1. In January, U.S. auditors found that of $120 million in Iraqi oil revenue allocated to fund reconstruction $97 million had gone missing. One month later, the Bush Administration submitted a $2.77 trillion budget to Congress calling for a 7 percent increase in Pentagon spending and a $36 billion cut to the growth of Medicare spending. An additional $120 billion was expected to be requested for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
2. In February, it was reported that at least 7,600 U.S. soldiers had been severely wounded serving in Iraq. (2406 American soldiers have died since the war began in March, 2003; 224 during the first four months of 2006).
3. In March, Iyad Allawi, the former interim prime minister of Iraq, said "We are losing each day as an average 50 to 60 people throughout the country, if not more. If this is not civil war, then God knows what civil war is." Donald Rumsfeld denied that Iraq was in a civil war. The U.S. military later announced that 1,313 Iraqi civilians had been killed in sectarian violence in March alone.
4. Six former U.S. generals called for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign.

Scene Nine: Al Qaeda Situation Room

1. In January, the United States bombed Pakistan. The missiles were intended to kill Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, who was expected at a dinner; instead, 18 people were killed, including women and children, and al-Zawahiri remains alive.
2. In February, the United Nations issued a report calling on the United States to either try the 490 inmates at the Guantanamo Bay prison for their crimes or release them.
3. In February, in Saudi Arabia, Al Qaeda attempted to bomb the Abqaiq oil facility (not far from the home of our good friends, the Gibsons) but the attack was thwarted. Two guards were killed, though.
4. In March, the U.S. State Department issued a report criticizing the human rights records of Jordan and Egypt, two countries where the United States has sent detainees to be interrogated.
5. In April, the United States announced that it would free 141 of the 490 "enemy combatants" at the Guantanamo Bay prison in Cuba because they do not threaten U.S. security after all.

Scene 10: The Courts

1. In February, staunch conservative Samuel Alito was confirmed as a Supreme Court justice.
2. Also in February, the South Dakota Senate passed a bill that outlaws nearly all abortions; victims of incest or rape are not exempt from the proposed ban. In March, Cecilia Fire Thunder, President of the Oglala Sioux Tribe on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota, vowed to use tribal land to provide abortions to South Dakotans, despite the state's near-total ban on the procedure. Said Fire Thunder: "I will personally establish a Planned Parenthood clinic on my own land.”
3. In April, the Louisiana state senate approved a bill that bans abortion except when the procedure can save a woman's life; an amendment to allow exceptions in the cases of women who have been raped or are victims of incest was defeated.

Scene Eleven: The Executive Office
1. In April, former Illinois Governor George Ryan, a Republican, was convicted of racketeering.
2. Also in April, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney (in photo at left with the President and Vice President of the NRA) shot and severely injured a fellow hunter, Texas attorney Harry Whittington, while hunting quail at a friend's 50,000-acre Texas ranch. Whittington later apologized for the trouble he caused Cheney.
3. In March, a videotape emerged showing President Bush being warned that Hurricane Katrina could flood New Orleans.
4. In the wake of a series of deadly mine disasters, it was revealed that the Bush Administration had lowered the fines for mine safety violations and failed to collect nearly one half of the fines levied.

Scene Twelve: Looking Up
1. In April, The Massachusetts legislature voted to make health insurance mandatory for all state residents by July 2007.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Marchers, Mexicans, and Me

As readers of The Emilio Report well know, Emilio and I had a grand time participating in a protest march in downtown Chicago on Monday, May first. Here are some of the deets (as my dear sister might call them)pertaining to my views of said event:

1. I don’t know who organized the march. I learned about it by word-of-mouth. My sense is that it ended up being organized by any and everyone who promoted and participated in it.

2. The protest was against the exploitation of workers, but it was not just against the exploitation of workers. It was against the exploitation of undocumented workers from other countries who are now living in America. As such, nationality had an important role in the protest.

3. I understand, though, that some of the organizers were adherents of a “majoritarian strategy” and hoped to make the march as inoffensive as possible. For sensible reasons, they requested that marchers carry American flags only and not the flags of other nations (though they were principally worried about Mexican flags, whose vast numbers at a previous protest march in Dallas provoked much criticism in some circles). But I tend to agree with NYU journalism professor Ellen Willis, author of Don’t Think, Smile!: Notes on a Decade of Denial (Beacon Press, 1999), that

No mass left-wing movement has ever been built on a majoritarian strategy. On the contrary, every such movement—socialism, populism, labor, civil rights, feminism, gay rights, ecology—has begun with a visionary minority whose ideas were at first decried as impractical, ridiculous, crazy, dangerous, and/or immoral. (Don’t Think, Smile!, xiv)
The winning formula, as Willis describes it, is

a good cop/bad cop routine in which the liberals dismiss the radicals as impractical sectarian extremists, promote their own ‘responsible’ proposals as an alternative, and take the credit for whatever change results. (Don’t Think, Smile!, xv)

4. In its coverage of the controversy surrounding the protest in Washington, D.C., the Washington Post describes the dynamic in this way:

American social movements have historically been rife with divisions, said
Michael Kazin, a Georgetown history professor. The splits can be damaging if they distract followers, he said -- but they also can signal strength. "I can't think of any important movement in American history that has not had important divisions about strategy and about the ultimate ends," Kazin said.
"The larger the movement is, the more divisions there are. People think, 'This is really important, so there's even more reason to steer it in the right direction.' "
The budding Latino movement's discord over today's event appears to boil down to a rift between groups whose main focus is to work within the system to gain legalization for immigrants and those that want to build a more radical grass-roots workers' movement, Kazin said.
"There's a typical division, you might say, between people who see the need to put pressure on people on the inside and are very happy to have Teddy Kennedy speak at the rally, or even [John] McCain, and folks at the May 1st rally who would not feel comfortable with Congress people," he said, referring to the senators from Massachusetts and Arizona who have sponsored legislation that includes a guest-worker program and a route to citizenship for illegal immigrants.

4. In the scenario Willis and Kazin describe, I identify more with the bad cop, the cultural radical, the sectarian extremist, and "those that want to build a more radical grass-roots workers' movement" (at least today I do). And I agree with the position taken by the Los Angeles-based group, Act Now to Stop War and End Racism (ANSWER), which helped promote the march, that "Ideological cohesion to the T isn't something that is absolutely necessary right now."

5. Though I am no fan of nationalism (a foolish pride in nation, like a foolish pride in race, can be a dangerous distraction), at this protest I identified with the Mexican flag wavers.

6. As it turned out, the protest was a multi-flag event that was dominated by American flags, some of which were enormous. Mexican flags ran a clear, but distant second.

7. My sense was that the diversity of flags and signs and language and colors of people was appreciated and I doubt that many if any immigrants from other countries felt threatened by the Mexican flags in the crowd. The protest had many symbols and many messages and spoke for many different kinds of people. It was less a crystal clear message than it was a cacophony of messages. But I believe the cacophony itself sent a kind of message: cacophony is good; mongrelization is good; immigration is good; excessive love of purity is dangerous.

8. I wanted to stick a little Mexican flag in Emilio’s Baby Bjorn, but didn’t see any place to buy one until we were leaving. I bought one then for three bucks (the plastic version cost a dollar), from a vendor who was selling both American and Mexican flags.

9. That Mexican flag is now displayed in the window of our apartment. I think of it as a pathetic little sign of my solidarity with the many exploited Mexican immigrants who work in this city.

10. I suppose some people might be offended by the sight of a Mexican flag, just as I am offended by the sight of a Confederate flag. But I don’t mind offending people who are offended by Mexican flags.

11. I don’t mind offending people who are offended by pink triangles. Or the hammer and the sickle (that’s the ultimate unity symbol in my book).

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12. When our government was stoking the fires of Francophobia as it ramped up its invasion of Iraq (remember "freedom fries"?), I sought for and failed to find a French flag pin, or a pin that says "Vive L'France!" to attach to my backpack (I still want one). I wouldn’t mind offending people who are offended by French flags.

13. I also don’t mind offending people who are offended by someone singing the national anthem in Spanish and would like to start singing it that way myself.

14. If I were choosing an American national anthem I would, of course, choose Woody Guthrie’s "This Land is Your Land," and I would sing this verse louder than the others:

As I was walkin’, I saw a sign there
And that sign said: “No Tresspassing”
But on the other side, it didn’t say nothing
Now that side was made for you and me.”

14. I don’t think people in other countries pay much attention to the words of the American national anthem. I think they are more likely to be struck by how often we sing it.

15. And for the record: according to the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services Bureau, in the year 2000, the country of origin for 68.7% of the estimated “unauthorized population” in the United States is Mexico (it was 58.3% in 1990, so you would think that the percentage might be higher today). The Pew Hispanic Center paints a different statistical picture, though. According to them, the percentage of unauthorized migrants that are of Mexican origin has remained virtually unchanged for the past decade. Thus, as the PHC would have it, of the estimated 10.3 million unauthorized migrants living in the United States two years ago (March 2004) , about 57 percent were from Mexico, about 24 percent were from other Latin American countries, about 9 percent were from Asia, 6 percent from Europe and Canada, and 4 percent from the rest of the world. Both the PHC and the USCIS agree, however, that Mexicans make up by far the largest group of undocumented migrants. (That's Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata at the center of the table at right.)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Today's Hero

Thanks , mostly, to the influence of Mari and Jack and Julie, I watch The Daily Show with John Stewart pretty much every day (the time-freezer captures it for us). I don't watch its time slot neighbor, The Colbert Report (which is, basically, a satire of The O'Reilly Report), but on my Slate-guided search for commentary about the "Day Without Immigrants" marches, I came across a transcript of the speech Mr. Colbert gave at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner over the weekend, in which he mocked the man America voted into the Oval Office (said Warlord was at the head table beside him). Wow. All I can say is, Stephen Colbert: you da man. Apparently, Colbert, got the invite after John Stewart refused it. Blogger Jim Henley offers a compelling explanation of why the President was not the only one who didn't think Colbert was all that funny.